A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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