You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
