You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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