You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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