id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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