i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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