glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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