I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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