she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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