bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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