I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm really busy with my period
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