lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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