It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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