he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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