And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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