I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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