We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
did i just pee glitter
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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