oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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