Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Reggie can tackle my bush.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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