He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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