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the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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