so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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