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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(360): View more from Washington

not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.

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(785): View more from Kansas

He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.

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But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.

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(904): View more from Florida

I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day

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(641): View more from Iowa

you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts

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(561): View more from Florida

I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder

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(912): View more from Georgia

They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.

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