The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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