got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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