thus making me awesome and them whores
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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