she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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