that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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