i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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