i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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