So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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