I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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