Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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