how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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