I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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