Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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