It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You ate ashes out of my bong
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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