I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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