He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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