I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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