get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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