I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.