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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking

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• (607): View more from New York

  I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.

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