So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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