Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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