it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She said her name was "party"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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