the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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