On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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