i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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