a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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