I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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