office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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