She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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