i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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