she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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