I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You were trust falling into bushes
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