ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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