TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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