This is not my ceiling
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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